"Get this (economic plan) passed. Later on, we can all debate it."

"Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight, very clean. When it arrives it is perfect. It puts itself in our hands. It hopes we learned something from yesterday."

"As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less Who goes to bed with whom."

"I should rather labor as another's serf, in the home of a man without fortune, one whose livelihood was meager, than rule over all the departed dead."

"When a disciple from the wildcat religious asylum comes marching forth, get under the bed. It doesn't matter whether he's a Christian, Hindu, Jew or Muslim."

"The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life."

"Touch the earth, love the earth, honour the earth, her plains, her valleys, her hills, and her seas; rest your spirit in her solitary places."

"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth."

"I would fain die a dry death."

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."